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  • So here is the deal… I curated the Orange County Biennial and it got reviewed in the Orange County Register… could someone tell me if this is a good review or a bad review… I mean, hey, they spelled my name right and all…


  • Dia De San Paddy

    I’m wearing green. Are you? I recall some kids in the neighborhood walking to school while my brother and I were waiting for the bus to go to our Catholic school. The kids always wore orange on Saint Patrick’s Day. it was on purpose. I found out why later on. In kindergarten we had to…


  • Jerry Saltz and the Charline von Heyl wank

    Geriatric Jerry Saltz finally reviews a woman’s solo show in NYC and it is a horseturd Eurotrash on whom he gloms, reminding everyone he is Mister Feminine-Inclusive. Some dude emails me what I think. I send him: a 45 year old Eurochick making regurgitation most likely got ink from Saltz because she is just likely…


  • and counting…

    Just about 24 hours until my Art World Bootcamp begins!


  • Isn’t it?

    Funny how it all works out, isn’t it? despite the nihilistic and hopeless undertones, it all works out, doesn’t it? Despite losing faith and then finding a pathetic simulation of it in someone whom you can hardly stand, it is funny how it all works out, isn’t it? After a few people you liked fail…


  • The art opening went well, no pictures. A lot of art world people showed up: dealers, gallerists, collectors, curators, museum people, artists, and Harley, so it was a good crowd, a good time, et cetera. The artists in the show who showed up were pleased with the exhibit. I’m tired or I would write more.…