So everything was fine today. We went to iHop and had a good breakfast – it was supercrowded with the people coming from Easter services, but we hopped onto a counter seat after a short wait. But then tragedy struck – the Cinnaswirl French toast has been discontinued. It is as if France stopped serving frog legs.
“They were only here for a month, we shange it ebbry month” the waitress informs us. If she had been at the regional marketing meeting last week, I doubt a more detailed explication would have provided us any deeper information (and the regular french toast was quite awesome anyway).
So then things are alright, I am here working on a few writing projects (one of which is the new issue of the magazine). Then I go out and get us gardenburgers and that was lunch and things are still great. And then a neighbor had a poker game and I drank a Tab and ate pork rinds from the bag and I got a massive headache (but on the bright side, I won $22).
So maybe the throbbing will stop, but just as well, as I woul not want a stomach ache although I probably deserve one…
You see, I am all about the tacky food in the restaurant, but not the processed food in the bag or can (shelf stuff). That might have been the first time in a long ass while (years) that I ate anything even resembling a “chip” … And yeah, it is probaly psychosomatic – if iHop was serivng it I would be chowing down, at least for a month!